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Woody Allen and Tracey Ullman are married. Woody wants to lease an old restaurant with some friends of his so he can tunnel from the basement of the restaurant to a nearby bank.

Tracy, as a front, sells cookies from the restaurant. Woody hires the most inept crooks ever and the bank robbery scheme is a miserable failure , but selling cookies makes them millionares. They even franchise the business.

Tracy, throws a big party and overhears people making fun of their decorating taste and lack of culture. She asks Hugh Grant to train her and Woody so they fit in society.

Woody hates every minute of it but Tracy likes their new culture.

Hugh Grant is really just using Tracy to get money for art projects he wants to do. Woody finally gets fed up and leaves Tracy. Hugh Grant and Tracy go to Europe for more cultural enlightenment and while there, she gets a call and finds out she's been defrauded by her accountants. She's lost everything including her cookie company, her home and possessions. Hugh Grant immediately dumps her.

Meanwhile, Woody has gone back to being a crook and tries to steal a valuable necklace at a party. He has had a duplicate made and through a series of circumstances gets the duplicate and real one mixed up. At the party he finds out that Tracey is broke so he leaves and goes to see her. He consoles her by saying he stole the valuable necklace and shows it to her. Her new cultural enlightenment enabled her to tell the necklace was a fake. Woody had gotten the wrong one. But, she produced a cigarette case that she had given to Hugh Grant as a gift and stole back from him when he dumped her. It once belonged to the Duke of Windsor.

They reconcile and decide to sell it and go together to Florida.

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Woody and Tracy:
He convinces her to go along with the robbery.
Woody and his Gang
The most inept crooks in the world. Good thing Tracy can bake cookies.
Woody Allen
Gift set
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